Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Bitch

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Anti Joke

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