Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

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A white man walks into a bar. He stabs 4 people and 1 escapes with extremem blood hemorages. his fanily later finds him bleeding on their family car. They take him to the hospital where he is put on life support. Later that night they are told there is nothing the doctors can do and the man slips away in his sleep. Who is to blame? The black guy in prison.

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What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

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What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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You know whats funny Aids

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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