where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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