- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

Diarrhea

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Sex

What hurts like hell? HELL

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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