Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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