That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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I need to start studying.

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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