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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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