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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

What do you call a black man? Black

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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