- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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