What did the policeman say to the black thief? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning, if you wish. If you decide to answer any questions now, without an attorney present, you will still have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to an attorney. Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present.

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How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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