That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

Charlie Sheen

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Justin Beiber's Talent.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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