- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Shea's sty....

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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