- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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