- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

I woke up today

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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