All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

haha black people :D

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Neil Lewis

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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