Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

That's illegal What? Your mom

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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