- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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