- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

did you stub your toe?

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

What's round and orangey? An orange.

A train poops its pants.

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