Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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Anti Joke

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