The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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Bitch

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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Anti Joke

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