Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

the holocaust

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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