Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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