- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

What's 9+10? 19.

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