What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

Water? I hardly know her.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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