- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

Obama being reelected.

AIDS.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Who is John Galt?

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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