- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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