- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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