What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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