what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Where's the soap?

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

women's rights

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

The Female Orgasm

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

I'm 4 and what is this?

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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