Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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AIDS.

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retard

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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thomas!!!!

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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Obama being reelected.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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