- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Woman rights.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

SBB

there once was a black man who played basketball

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

4 hours later.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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