- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

did you stub your toe?

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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