- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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I have an idea! You leave.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Sex education in Texas.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

I am a women

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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