Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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hey, my names mark.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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Sex vagina. lol.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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Ily bae

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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