- Anti Joke

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.