- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Small Penis.

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

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