- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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