- Anti Joke

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

poop.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

A Mormon walks into a bar