Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

more like nig!

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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