- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

will you like this joke my sources say no

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

Jesse gets so many ladies

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

The Qur'an

How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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