What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Who wants water? I do.

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

Ben Corbishley

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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