What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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A black man has a job.

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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