- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

Asian women drivers...

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

The Pittsburgh Pirates

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Womens basketball

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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