Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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every knight i see an owl at window

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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