My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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