Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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