What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

Neil Lewis

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

Are you a tree

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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