what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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A midget walked under a bar.

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www.xnxx.com

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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Face Hunter is scum

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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