masturbating on a tarc bus

WOw you have no life

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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