- Anti Joke

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.