Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

whats black? the colour

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

Reading books

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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