i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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