Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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eh

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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sorry got to poo

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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