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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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