Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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