what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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