A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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retard

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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