- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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