- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

I forgot what i was gonna say

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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