What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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