why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

sorry got to poo

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

This statement is false.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Knock Know! Come in!

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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