Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Weed.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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