Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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