- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

A dog was barking at a tree

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

The Pittsburgh Pirates

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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