Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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