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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Why are trees green? I have no idea

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

The Female Orgasm

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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