- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Bumsniffer

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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