- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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