- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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