What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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knock knock

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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Guess what? AIDS!

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What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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