- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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