What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

What does two plus two equal? 4

I have an erection My mom!

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

Ian's mind Elevator music

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Anti Joke

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