knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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How High is a Chinese man

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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