Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Loperson

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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