- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Loperson

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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