- Anti Joke

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

So a seal walks into a club.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Woman rights.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

4 hours later.