- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

http://www.dafk.net/what/

That is so fetch

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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