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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

Don't believe in Atheists.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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