How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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YES! EXACTLY!

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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