- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

Will nearis is here! Get it

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Knock knock

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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