How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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roses are red violets are blue

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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What's your guys names?

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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