Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Horse with a chair on his head.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Women's Rights.

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

whats 1 + 1? 2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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