- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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