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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

What's a joke? Funny

A dog was barking at a tree

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Who is John Galt?

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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