yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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