Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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poop

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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