What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Your life

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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tommy is retared

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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