- Anti Joke

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Nice belt.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Nice belt.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.