What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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Corn Muffins

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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