Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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Laugh.

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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