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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Your mom went to college