- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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