A man walks into a bar, and sees another man with a huge orange head. He asks the bartender, "Do you know why that man has such a huge orange head?" The bartender replies: I dont know, maybe if you buy him a drink he'll tell you. So that man walks over to the man with a huge orange head and buys him a drink. He says to him: Excuse me, sir but why do you have a big orange head? The man with the big orange head replies: Well, one day I was walking along the beach and I found an interesting bottle. So I opened it and out popped a genie. He told me I had three wishes. The first thing I asked for was to have all the money that I wanted, and the means to get more. Suddenly, My pockets were overflowing with cash. So then I wished for the most beautiful, perfect woman ever created and there she appeared in front of me, and we immediately fell in love. The third thing I asked for was a huge orange head.

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Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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A person from Singapore eats

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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