Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Woman's Rights

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

A hill billy went fishing

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

The global news

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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