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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

YOLO You only like Oreos

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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