What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Have you got any grapes?" The bartender replies "No." The duck then leaves but returns the next day and again asks, "Have you got any grapes?" And again the bartender answers, "No." This happens again the next day and in annoyance the bartender yells, "If you come in tomorrow and ask if I have any grapes, then I will nail your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck came into the bar and asked, "Have you got any nails?" to which the bartender replied, "Yes." The duck then walked out of the bar

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

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When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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