- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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