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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Q: Who followed E.T.A Hoffman? A: ASAP Rocky. (ETA and ASAP are both time-based abbreviations, ETA meaning 'estimated time of arrival' and ASAP meaning 'as soon as possible'. Thus, ASAP can form a response to a requested ETA. Additional humour comes from the dissonant occupations of the two individuals: E.T.A Hoffman being a nineteenth century gothic author, and ASAP Rocky being a modern rapper.)

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So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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