- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

YEAH THEY DO!

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Its true, he didnt write that!!

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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