- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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