- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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