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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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