- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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