- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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