- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

So one time there was this woman learning...

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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