roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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