What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

haha black people :D

Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

Black people are the scum of the earth

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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