Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

That is so fetch

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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