Cool Brian

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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i just wrote this so hard

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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no pun intended

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

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. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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