- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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