- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

My three children are three big mistakes.

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