Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven. Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" "No," the man replies, "I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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