- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

what do fish smoke? sea weed

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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