- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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