What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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Agent 47.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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Guess what? AIDS!

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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