Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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Sex vagina. lol.

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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