- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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