A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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Agent 47.

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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Anti Joke

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