- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Knock knock Come in

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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