- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

I was once a hamster.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

MySpace.

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"