What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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