- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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