- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Banana Hamock.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

the sky is green no it is not

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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