What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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