- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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