- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

who is awesome? no one...

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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