- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

book 'em danno

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

anal seepage

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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