- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

A women left the kitchen.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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