What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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A person from Singapore eats

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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