- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Morning wood.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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