- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

This is sparta No this is patrick

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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