why did the boy die? because he got shot

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Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

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Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

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What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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