old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Michel Moor on a die...

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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