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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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