- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

How many light bulbs? 1

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

Obama walks into a hospital....

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Neither did she.

Racial equality.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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