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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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