Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

I have suicidal thoughts

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Women's Rights.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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